Our listeners have stepped up with hilarious responses- therefore we are bringing this topic back tomorrow on Ryder and Lisa’s show and will read our favourite answers that roll in!
Here are the Top 5 we have so far:
Colder Than The Middle Of A Lasagna
There are only two ways to enjoy this delicious dish – you either burn your entire mouth or you dig into a freezing cold centre bite
Colder Than The Publics Opinion Of The World Famous Edmonton Talus Balls
Ryder is curious if the Talus Balls shrink when it’s this cold out LOL
Colder Than Brass Panties
Do these even exist? We tried to find a photo online and this is the best we could do…..guess that answers our question
Colder Than Your Grandma’s Hand
LISTEN – your grandma is amazing..but we can all admit that they have the coldest hands. What do they always say? Cold hands means you have a warm heart. Aw.
Colder Than The Inside Of Costco’s Produce Section
Why is it so cold? Are we freezing our lettuce now? Aren’t pineapples from tropical hot islands? We’re confused.